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The Barrys Corporation is seeking franchisees who want to establish a Barrys band in their
hometown. Here's the deal: we provide bad songs, marked-up equipment, and third-rate
merchandise and marketing support, and you give us a significant chunk of your profits. It's just
like a major label, only all of the bands are exactly the same! This concept works because
people covet what is familiar and safe.
No franchisees have yet dare take the plunge, so we can surely offer you an exclusive deal in
your city, state, territory, country, or county.
The Barrys (formerly known as Saucy Jack (aka The Cocksmen)) roots date back to a camping
trip/bachelor party on Mt. Herman in 1999. Minds clouded with beer, the four members looked
at the fire and dreamed of an overblown rock spectacle. What they have created far
overshadows the bombastic image once envisioned.
We are the gods of hellfire!
